Result's Out

Collegiate news: Fucking university has finally updated my result, and even then they didn't manage to set my pass status right. Won't say much except that i passed with a good enough score and now i have reasons to jump and cheer and, most importantly, act smug and snooty :p
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College is going to be reeally interesting this final year, what with all the dirty looks and curses muttered under hateful breaths. It's never a good idea to get ahead of your peers, and I managed to do that quite magnificently this time round, if I do say so myself. Two placements where people are struggling for one, a good percentage (great in my opinion) combined with my ultra good looks *snort* and awesome personality *snort snort* makes for a deadly jealousy potion.
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For a humorous take on passing and failing in college life, follow this link.
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Must Watch Movie: Fight Club
. Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
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Tyler Durden [Bradd Pitt]: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator [Edward Norton]: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
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Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
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More quotes at imdb.com.
The official Fight Club.